Sunday, May 3, 2009

One Small Step For Cashman


onesmallstepforcashman2 copy
Originally uploaded by joshroque3

Neil Cashman has recently become known around the world as the first man to ever scale the rough terrain of the outer space in a wheel chair. With nothing but an inflatable sword and a helmet from walmart, Neil Cashman single handedly defeated the several legions of aliens and whatnot. Keep an eye out for his comic book series, Supercash, coming soon to a store near you.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Cashblart


cash blart copy
Originally uploaded by naixonaplane

He's on the move, and falling? LOL!! he only has a Hello Kitty band-aid. That's right Cashman is rolling, sliding, and falling into the hearts of many as this comedy about one man and his segway saving his mall from terrorists.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Cashpope

After his three year seclusion, the cashpope made a vicious comeback at the Yankee stadium to a crowd of 57,545 people. Cashman once again threw the first pitch but this time... as the pope!!!

Micash


Micah cash copy
Originally uploaded by naixonaplane
The Micash is a gentle creature. In it's free time it takes pictures, hangs out with Bob and the Living Suns , and spends quality time with his girlfriend (Shane's sister). He's seen here reppin' his fav band and waving.

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Cashmu


Shamu, originally uploaded by micah cordy photography.

As Cashman peeked out of the water on Shamu's nose it brought tears to the eyes of many. After his freak gardening accident three years ago he made the comeback we had all been waiting for. The crowd quickly erupted into an awestruck and truly touched roar. Here is the picture that will remain in the minds of many for generations to come!

Cashvinci


cashvinci (by micah)
Originally uploaded by micah cordy photography

After his last published set of fill in the blank bible notes made it onto the new york times top selling list, he saw a real future in book publishing. Apparently he was correct because he has now come out with the special edition Da Vinci Code featuring him on the cover. Currently selling in bookstores nationwide cashman has "hit the gold mine" (refer to picture below) during this economic recession. Buy this book now while still in print.

Cashman's plunder of booty


Jack Cashman copy, originally uploaded by naixonaplane.

Do you think Cashman just threatened your bible grade? I think not! He is the known menace of the seven seas Jack Cashman. Don't be afraid land lovers for you will never see his true colors, but wander the Caribbean at your own risk.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

In the Summertime When the Weather is Fine

No other words could describe this except for cashbike.

kidzTandemBike copy

body by cash

last week, while i was at the mens body building convention at the long beach convention center, i was perusing through the body building booths when i came across the golden body builder award. come to find out it was confounded by john stamos and ed cashman. i quickly researched this amazing find and came across this delightfully wonderful picture of cashman in his hay day. enjoy!!!

BodyBuilder

Monday, January 26, 2009

the cashsupper

the last weekend i was at the library researching the last supper quite extensively. after remaining at the huntington beach library for three days straight, camping in my winnebago, i was about to give up when i discovered the lost documents 'the cash sea scrolls'. after composing myself from an ecstatic seizure i read through the documents that i had only read about in fairy tales. but its all true!!!!!!! having had many offers from major newspapers and news channels, i have decided to keep this finding exclusive to the photocashblog. cashman was at the last supper... right next to jesus!!!! this must be why the infallible word of cashman is.. well.. infallible. it all makes sense..........

cashsupper

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

A man for only $14.95 a month!

Just a bible teacher? I think not! As seen here from a screenshot of World of Warcash, he happens to be a very well geared Paladin. After running Kara and battlegrounds he has found the top items such as pirate hat and knee brace. With his enchants no man orc or tauren will be able to stop him!

World of Warcash

Friday, January 16, 2009

Cashcar 500

On your mark, get set, GO! Cashman is seen here after racing through the twist and turns of Talledaga! The Cashcar led Cashman to his newest victory over Dale Ernheart Jr.! Seen here is his victory standing on his car.

Cashcar

He's a hit!

as i had said in a previous blog, if we got our hands on anymore confidential prescreening cashman info, i would immediately inform the public. yesterday some inside sources sent me a new billboard from disney, and yes, cashman was one of the main stars. starring in his second disney film... "high school musical non stop dance party" is bound to be a hit with not only the tweenies, but all age groups. this film will surely capture the hearts of many and keep america dancing.

cashdance (by micah)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Cashman's fall to the reds?

No I do not mean 1976's favorite baseball team. I of course mean the communist. In this
picture we have discovered that Cashman is actually the leader of Communist Cuba! While enjoying one of his favorite cigars, he is found preaching promises to the hopeful satellite nation.

Fidel Cashman

Cashtar

for the second post i deemed it necessary to post an image that is under wraps right now. a new major motion picture will be hitting the big screen soon with an appearance from, yours truly, CASHMAN!!! yes... its really happening. if we get access to anymore classified material we will immediately post it for your advanced screening pleasure. the film, as presented by disney, will be coming out late 2009... "The Chronicles of Narnia: the Lion, the Witch and the Cashdrobe".

Cashtar (by micah)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

twicash

this is the first image found as cashman flew around on the back of America's sweetheart, Edward (he's a vampire). this image has been of much controversy considering cashman is seen with the vampire starring in a fictional film that the evangelicals fear will win people over to a fictional colony of vampires. this is something we don't take lightly but feel needs to be exposed. please think about the repercussions of a bible teacher interacting with someone Dobson has deemed evil... IT'S HORRIFIC!!!!! join us for more controversy soon!!!!


twicash (by micah)

Monday, January 12, 2009

WELCOME!!!!

welcome to the cashman blog... this is a community of casman critics. we constructionally criticize him in his extravagantly illustrious past and the pictures we have obtained via photoshop. as you peruse through our blog i ask that you leave your thoughts and comments on the compilation of ed cashman's past. this compilation has not come easily and we will continue to work on expanding it. thank you for visiting!!!