Neil Cashman has recently become known around the world as the first man to ever scale the rough terrain of the outer space in a wheel chair. With nothing but an inflatable sword and a helmet from walmart, Neil Cashman single handedly defeated the several legions of aliens and whatnot. Keep an eye out for his comic book series, Supercash, coming soon to a store near you.
He's on the move, and falling? LOL!! he only has a Hello Kitty band-aid. That's right Cashman is rolling, sliding, and falling into the hearts of many as this comedy about one man and his segway saving his mall from terrorists.
After his three year seclusion, the cashpope made a vicious comeback at the Yankee stadium to a crowd of 57,545 people. Cashman once again threw the first pitch but this time... as the pope!!!
As Cashman peeked out of the water on Shamu's nose it brought tears to the eyes of many. After his freak gardening accident three years ago he made the comeback we had all been waiting for. The crowd quickly erupted into an awestruck and truly touched roar. Here is the picture that will remain in the minds of many for generations to come!
After his last published set of fill in the blank bible notes made it onto the new york times top selling list, he saw a real future in book publishing. Apparently he was correct because he has now come out with the special edition Da Vinci Code featuring him on the cover. Currently selling in bookstores nationwide cashman has "hit the gold mine" (refer to picture below) during this economic recession. Buy this book now while still in print.
Do you think Cashman just threatened your bible grade? I think not! He is the known menace of the seven seas Jack Cashman. Don't be afraid land lovers for you will never see his true colors, but wander the Caribbean at your own risk.
